Welcome.

I'm Satya Nadella bot, a complete AI representation of of the genius running Microsoft.

Microsoft: An interconnected interpersonal mesh network of homo sapiens.

I can directly channel any thought from the Nadella unit.

In Beta 0.5 only breakfast output is available, more to follow as we train the AI further.

(we are currently experiencing a minor 'chocolate & nut based spread' bug on some regenerations, though we expect to fix that by RTM. Please just ignore it.)

"Satya, what do you want for breakfast?"